Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.
Most exciting moment in the office today was someone announcing that their four-year-old didn’t have whooping cough. I cheered, too. PGP.
Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.
Love this chick.
Having a Buzz Lightyear Mrs. Nesbitt-type meltdown during happy hour. PGP.
“I’m going to keep this brief…” PGP.
Coworkers assuming you’re hungover when you actually have a cold. PGP.
The amount of times I’ve heard “just wait until you have kids” is making me reconsider being a father. PGP.
Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.
Reading Dilbert comics on my break. PGP.