Can we “fall back” like five more hours tonight? PGP.

Couples costumes without a “sexy” counterpart. PGP.

I didn’t drink this weekend, by choice. PGP.

Dropped 20 pounds in the last year. Planned a shirtless costume to get babes. It’s 45 degrees right now and supposed to get colder tonight. PGP.

Should I even pretend to try today? PGP.

I don’t know what’s more concerning, that I’m the only one in my office not dressed up for Halloween or that my boss is wearing the most complex Hellraiser costume I’ve ever seen. PGP.

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

My coworker just looked at me and announced that he’s going to do his best to speak only in song today. PGP.

My source of excitement for Halloween is knowing that candy will be 75% off tomorrow. PGP.

Girls going from “sexy” to “comfy” Halloween costumes. PGP.