Pretty sure I hurt myself bowling this weekend. PGP.

Went to a costume party this weekend. Downed a six-pack while I was there. You could say things got pretty wild. PGP.

District Manager was at my office this morning. Really hoped she was there to fire me. I’m still here. PGP.

Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.

Being surprised at how fast the day goes when you actually do work. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

Handful of hair in the shower this morning. PGP.

Got a Happy Birthday email from my bank before a call, text or Facebook post from any of my friends. PGP.

Legitimately concerned about the extra hour of drinking coming up due to Daylight Savings Time. PGP.

A confident “Well, that’s all for me today,” after spending an hour cleaning out your inbox on a Friday. PGPM.