The Homecoming home stretch. PGP.

Ate Pizza Hut buffet for lunch. Questioning everything now. PGP.

Shower coffee. PGP.

Whoops, got drunk on a Tuesday. PGP.

Hit it off with a woman at the bar. She gave me her business card. PGP.

Just got a call from State Farm letting me know my car insurance is going down $20 in January. Did a fistpump at my desk. PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I spent a Friday night somewhere other than my couch. PGP.

World needs plenty of bartenders. PGP.

Debating a vasectomy after watching my boss’s kid for a half hour. PGP.

Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.