Ate Pizza Hut buffet for lunch. Questioning everything now. PGP.
Shower coffee. PGP.
Watched “My Fair Lady” with my wife on a Saturday night. PGP.
When your app crashes, it’s God’s way of saying “You’ve been pooping long enough.” PGP.
Seeing an airplane flying and wishing you were on it. PGP.
Resenting your dog because he has it made. PGP.
Roughhousing with your nephews and feeling like you did CrossFit the next day. PGP.
“Do they pay people to watch movies?”
Thinking of every purchase’s cost in terms of hours spent at the office. PGP.