We hired two “quality control officers” to monitor office productivity. My office literally just brought in “The Bobs.” PGP.

Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

My manager has started using emojis in her emails. PGP.

I shouldn’t have stayed out until 10 on a work night. PGP.

Getting new tires on my car means not eating out for a month. PGP.

The only time my presence at work was acknowledged was by the automatic flusher on the urinal, and even it ignored me a couple times today. PGP.

Mandatory office costume parties. PGP.

Trying to figure out a Halloween costume is giving me anxiety. PGP.

My office is colder than how I feel inside. PGP.

Feeling untouchable after your boss comes to talk to you and you actually have work on your computer screen. PGP.