Judging the TFM Halloween costume contest more on creativity than sluttiness. PGP.

My boss didn’t take me seriously when I suggested mailing coasters to bars with our company logo on them. I work in advertising. PGP.

Left to take a 20 minute dump at 9:32. Voicemail from manager at 9:33. PGP.

My LinkedIn Premium trial ends at midnight. PGP.

I’m writing this so my office mates think I’m actually working. PGP.

All I’ve been able to do today is sit in my chair and slump forward with my arms crossed. That hungover. PGP.

Identifying more and more with Chandler Bing’s attitude towards work. PGP.

Really bonding with Bill Simmons over having shitty coworkers. PGP.

Dry spell is approaching ‘Nam-like proportions. Neverending. PGP.

Second in command, on a two-person team. PGP.