Giancarlo Stanton now makes 893 times my current salary. PGP.

“We’ll just have our weekly meeting during lunch this week.” PGP.

Our office manager started buying cheaper pens. I’m unreasonably upset by this. PGP.

When buying $20 worth of crap from my little cousin’s school fundraiser severely affects my plans for this weekend. PGP.

Feeling like a has-been in your trivia league. PGP.

Setting your Tinder age range from 30 to 40 to boost your self-esteem. PGP.

My boss demanded that I have a project on his desk by 7:30 this morning, so I got here hours early to finish it. He just emailed us saying he’s taking the day off. PGP.

Decided not to shower this morning just so I could sleep in for an extra 10 minutes. PGP.

Ate lunch alone today. Happy birthday to me. PGP.

Negative net worth. PGP.