Everything I do is “above my paygrade.” PGP.

Work travel on your birthday. PGP.

“Why did the guys in marketing get a half day?” PGP.

I still hate it here. PGP.

My horrendous time management skills are only rivaled by Andy Reid. PGP.

It’s “mandatory overtime without pay” season. PGP.

Managed to lock myself out of the house this morning. In the pouring rain. Happy Monday to me. PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.

Utilizing clock management on Friday afternoons. PGP.

Never thought I would be told I look like I have a case of the Mondays. PGP.