dagoofjohn

Member Since 09/25/2013

IT made me trade in my work iPhone for an Android. I don’t know how to use it. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “Did you already eat lunch?” 2: “Yeah.” 1: “Do you want to go to Chili’s anyway?” 2: “Yeah.” PGP.

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My New Year’s Resolution is to stop treating my body like a garbage disposal. PGP.

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Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

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Between email, phone and in person, I’ve used the same ‘Enjoy the Holidays’ salutation nearly 50 times today. PGP.

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Not needing an alarm clock. PGP.

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Naively thinking that college was the end of all-nighters. PGP.

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Our boss must celebrate Festivus, because he definitely just led an Airing of Grievances. PGP.

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Someone brought a baby to my friend’s Christmas party. PGP.

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