Promoted from an hourly to a salaried position. Celebrated my first week by working 23 hours of unpaid overtime. PGP.

I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.

I’m in an office wide Trivia Crack tournament. PGP.

Broke my New Years Resolution to not use Tinder. Not a single match yet. PGP.

Spent over five hours of company time playing Oregon Trail, making up for all the elementary school sessions that my teachers cut short. PGP.

Got strep throat yesterday. My boss asked me if I was still coming in. She was legitimately pissed off when I told her the antibiotics take 24 hours to kick in. PGP.

Being legitimately excited about new items in the vending machine. PGP.

First thing I do at work in the morning is countdown the hours until lunch. PGP.

Moved to the South to escape brutal, Northern winters. Woke up to a high of 21 today. PGP.