Convinced my garbage man only waves in the morning, because he knows he has better benefits than I do. PGP.

I just charged on the company card $1,100 for flight and hotel to visit a client that is only paying us $7,500 for our product. PGPM.

Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.

People in my office only seem to need something from me when I’m trying to eat my lunch. PGP.

I put clean clothes on the bed. When I sleep I put the clothes on the chair. I repeat this process until all my clothes are dirty again, then restart. PGP.

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

My coworkers still think it’s hilarious to do the “Yeeeppp” from Storage Wars. PGP.

Kegels. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.