Did the math. If I don’t get at least $1,732 back on my tax return, I’ll have operated at a loss in 2014.

Having prescriptions for drugs you once used recreationally. PGP.

Perfecting the causal “lift and separate.” PGP.

Just paid Turbo Tax $29.99 for a $4 tax return. PGP.

Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.

We’d been inching closer for weeks, but my bathroom schedule has officially lined up with my boss’s. PGP.

My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.

“I’m going to need to speak with your supervisor.” PGP.

Raiding your parents’ house for groceries when they leave town for the weekend. PGP.

The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.