Dr. Pepper not putting his degree to use.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

Thinking about all the souls that have been devoured within these walls. PGP.

Being the exact type of person I said I’d never become. PGP.

I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

Just got really excited over the possibility of a business trip to Phoenix. PGP.

Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.

Had a girl come over late last night. The sex wasn’t worth sacrificing the sleep. PGP