“You watch the game last night?” PGP

“I can’t imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I love it.” -Donnie Azoff. PGP.

1: “Did you read the guidelines?” 2: “I glanced at them.” PGP.

Fearing the consequences. PGP.

I’m really going to be surprised if I make through the first 90 days of this job without getting fired. PGP.

The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

I really can’t handle my electric bill this month. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

When your sister is your best friend on Snapchat. PGP.