My friend got a sleep apnea mask. I’m kinda jealous. PGP.

My mom still slips me 20s. PGP.

Third cheeseburger of the week. PGP.

They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.

The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.

Just found out that I have to move cubes. Might just quit instead. PGP.

“I want it on my desk by Monday morning.” PGP.

“I know you already left the office, but can you handle this right now?” PGP.

Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.