Had to turn down a higher paying job today because I just started this one three weeks ago. #PGP.

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.

Got stage fright at the urinal standing next to my boss. PGP

Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.

Called into a 150+ person conference call and spent the first 20 minutes listening to them take roll. PGP.

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.

I caught some prime-time network TV. And I liked it. PGP

Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.