Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.

My boss sees white and gold, I see blue and black. This explains so much.

Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today

I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Taking two days of PTO meaning you do a week’s work in three days. PGP.

Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

My boss changed my start time from 7AM to 6AM. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.