One of these days I’m gonna order a beer at lunch. PGP.

I’m on a first name basis with all of the over the phone IT guys. PGP

Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

Adopting a “maintain, don’t gain” diet mindset. PGP

muting the call so you can fart.

Saw the sun for the first time today on my commute home. PGP.

That moment on Monday when you finally check your account balance. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.