These last couple lackluster episodes of Mad Men have taken away my only Monday work motivation. PGP

AARP has started sending me mail #PGP

Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.

Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.

Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP

The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.

Inadvertently hitting enter in the middle of an IM making you look illiterate

Casual Friday was cancelled yesterday after I left and nobody passed the info along.

Wondering if there’s any money left on gift cards you received for Christmas.