Sucking up to my bosses kid so he can put in a good word for me.

“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”

Using your complete access to your bosses calendar to plan naps while they’re in meetings. PGP.

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.

Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.

Knowing your boss is coming around the corner just by the sound of their footsteps. PGP.

My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.

I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on facebook. PGP