dagoofjohn

Member Since 09/25/2013

Turned down a job offer because my current company has too much work to do and “needs” me. PGP.

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There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

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My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

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Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

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Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

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Getting offers for vacations you’ll never be able to afford

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Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

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Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

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Blacked out last weekend and woke up on Sunday with a Match.com account. It was $40. #PGP

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Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

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