The “We only have enough money for 2 more months of operations” talk from the CEO. PGP.

Your boss asking for a volunteer, but then just choosing you anyway

Hoping the interviewee gets hired so the company will pay you to go to lunch. PGP.

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

My desk computer loves running lengthy mandatory software updates exclusively on the days that I am currently running late.

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

We all just got laid off.

Having ambitions to make chicken parmesan for dinner, being so lazy I settle for a rotisserie chicken instead. PGP

We’re almost half way through the second quarter already

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.