‘Sunday Scaries’ turning into pulling a Peter Gibbons type week. PGP.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.

Skipping leg day. PGP.

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.