Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.

“Why don’t these numbers match?”

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp