I’ll just do it tomorrow.

My PGP submission is currently live. Me, not so much. PGP

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

Setting up fake conference calls so I don’t have to interact with my cubicle mates

When your boss suggests buying or doing things that he certainly knows aren’t affordable on your salary. PGP.

Waking up and leaving 15 minutes earlier just to avoid riding the train with your coworkers PGP

Blood Pressure going up, on a Tuesday…

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

“That’s probably before your time” always being before your time.

My coworker is leaving work to go to the dentist and I’m jealous. PGP.