People going crazy over the Fed rate hike and I’m over here like what the fuck am I going to ear for dinner?

My bosses daughter added me on Facebook

Verbally nuking an intern for making a mistake you would have made yourself a month ago. PGPowerMove

The elevator stopping on the 2nd floor every. single. morning. PGP.

The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

My boss leaves at 3:30 everyday… I leave at 7. PGP.

Being sore from a coed slow pitch softball game. PGP.

I know three families vacationing in Hawaii this week. I have a wedding weekend in Cleveland. PGP

Almost sat on the toilet with the seat up this morning. PGP

In the midst of a crushing hangover, I always have to ask myself, “what would Tim Riggins do?”