“Do you have a minute to talk?” PGP

My wife said I couldn’t run through the neighborhood without a shirt. PGP.

Found a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.

Rejected from an internal job. Feedback suggested I read a self help book on “how to sell”. PGP

Dreading going back to work after vacation before your vaca even starts.

Showing up late and everyone just assuming you’re hungover. PGP

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

Found out the CFO can directly see my computer screen; has been for 9 months. Prob seeing me write this

“I’m not getting married until everybody can get married.”