Jordan Spieth has made more by 21 than I will in my whole life.

My boss rejected my expense report for a business trip saying that my spending was “excessive.” PGP

Got a job interview, turned out it was a pyramid scheme. PGP

My boss just asked me about the job recruiter I added on LinkedIn. PGP.

Parents just moved into their dream home where I no longer have a room.

I’m too scared to ask for a gas reimbursement.

Sat in the bathroom so long that the lights turned off. PGP.

My boss congratulated me for having 500+ connections.

Stuck in traffic so long this morning I got hungry and ate my lunch. PGP

Pulled up too far from the ATM and had to open my door. PGP