Closing Time came on my 90s playlist…at 2:30… PGP

Got engaged last week and the only question I get is “Have you guys set a date yet?”

Life Insurance meetings. PGP.

Still hungover.

Dress shirt + Sun burn = PGP.

Praying for the email from management that says wrap things up and start the holiday weekend early. PGP.

My meetings next week are already giving me anxiety. PGP

When “Hey, how’s it going?” leads into “Hey, would you mind…?” PGP.

When your direct deposit does not come in early on the holiday weekend. PGP

Bought some expensive noise-cancelling headphones, but can still hear my coworkers