I bet if I left right now, no one would notice. PGP.

Blatantly streaming The Open during useless, company-mandated “training.” PGP.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP

Made a tee time before 10am on Saturday

Awkwardly standing next to your desk while a colleague who actually knows what they’re doing edits your work on your computer. PGP.

Contemplating the HR consequences of matching an intern on Tinder. PGP.

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

Considering recording my mouse clicks so I can take breaks without anyone knowing. PGP.