Showed up for happy hour and left at last call.

I just had to buy stamps for the first time in my life. PGP.

📉 actual chart of my ambition today

My healthy lunch choice gave me heartburn. PGP

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Old enough to be an IT Admin, young enough to be the one to fix everyone else’s computer problems. PGP

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

My coworkers children are having children. PGP.

Had a blood test to get cheaper insurance. Was still so dehydrated from the 4th they could barely get blood. PGP.

I’ve started getting mad when people speed. PGP.