I just suggested fantasy football as a team building exercise.

“We’re going to start making some changes here in the office…”

I feel like all of my coworkers somehow know how shamefully drunk I was over the weekend.

My boss thinks he’s funny. PGP

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

Guy in the office just walked in and said whos ready for Monday FUNday. I died inside PGP

I’m the only one my boss gave a passing compliment to in our staff meeting. Coworkers hate me now. PGP.

I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

I’m afraid that if I use my work laptop at home, I’ll accidentally type in a porn site.

Using the bathroom on a different floor just to liven things up. PGP.