“See you Monday.” PGP.
Throwing back that paper cup of water like its scotch. PGP.
I’m more concerned about my Uber Customer Rating than I ever was about my GPA. PGP
Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.
At least I have “old man strength” to look forward too. PGP.
Need to take my car in to the shop, but I’m too scared that the repairs are going to cost more than the car is worth.
Who is Meek Mill?
I used to wonder what “your love life’s DOA” from the Friends theme song was like. Now I know.
Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP
The new intern gets bigger projects and more responsibility than I do. PGP.