The highlight of my week has been that my boss hasn’t talked to me yet. PGP

Been here 6 weeks. Still don’t know what I’m suppose to be doing everyday. Pgp.

My new boss thought I was joking when I told her what college I went to.

The length of my hangover has officially exceeded the length of my weekend. PGP.

Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

The receptionist quit so they forwarded the reception line to my desk. PGP

I’ve already maxed out my daily coffee intake and it’s not even lunch time. PGP.

Changing my Tinder settings to 100+ miles away because I now live in the middle of nowhere. PGP.

The grin on my face as I sneak into my bosses office to put my resignation letter on his desk #PGP

How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.