The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.

Receiving a company card, then being too afraid of being accountable for all purchases made to ever actually use it. PGP

Private course antics on a public course because now I can’t afford a private course….PGP

I hate this place. PGP

Sore after softball, again

Spent my last fifteen minutes at work in the bathroom playing Tinder. PGP

Trying to explain to your coworkers how your Vegas Bachelor Party was without violating any HR guidelines. PGP.

Always telling my co-workers my weekend was “low key” PGP.

Shot of espresso and a coffe at the office. Shot of whisky and a beer at the bar. PGP.