The highlight of my day was leaving for an hour to go to a doctors appointment. PGP

Gossiping about a coworker on lunch, not realizing they’re right behind you.

My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.

My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

My office is starting a “Biggest Loser” competition.

Liking a funny wall post before realizing its yours. PGP

Got halfway to work before realizing I didn’t have my phone. PGP.

That long sigh you let out as you walk into the office. PGP.

Being considered a “valuable team player” for your ability to clear paper jams from the copy machine.

My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.