I like to consider myself the Gordon Gecko of data entry.

I don’y always drink beer, but when I do…its whatever is cheapest and I get absolutely annihilated.

Placing a lunch carryout order at 9:30 so I have something to look forward to. PGP.

“Let’s have a meeting to go over what we talked about in the previous meeting…”.PGP.

It’s Friday morning and I already know my Sunday scaries are going to be through the roof.

Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.

Don’t want to spend the $20 to delete my Ashley Madison account. PGP

Always running into the same guy in the bathroom.

The person next to you chatting, “hahaha” to you when they’re clearly not laughing. PGP.

My coworkers birthday brunch turned into me getting sauced and having to take the rest of the day off.