Decided to take the stairs, got to my desk and realized my coffee was sitting on top my car still.

Blocking your younger brother on snapchat because he keeps reminding you of how much fun freshman year is. PGP.

Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.

Hearing the veterans talk about “back when we could work from home”. PGP.

Getting a second job because I am incapable of having hobbies. PGP

Accidentally had the video camera on as I entered the Google Hangouts Video Chat with no shirt on. PGP.

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.

Joined the board of my condo HOA.

Getting an email from Netflix with the subject line “Netflix tonight?” Yes, just like every night. PGP.

“First day of school!” selfies invaded my snapchat. PGP.