Each batch of interns seems dumber than the last. PGP

Getting drunk and adding people I barely know on LinkedIn. PGP.

Your married Facebook friends posting sappy romantic shit on each other’s Walls. PGP.

When someone you know views your LinkedIn profile, then neglects to connect with you. PGP.

The company upgraded to 2-ply, highlight of the week so far.

Today, LinkedIn asked me how I know my father.

“Hey there! Looks like we are on the same bathroom schedule!” PGP.

Risky clicks. PGP.

If I could have seen how miserable my future was going to be when I was little kid, I would have just stayed in my hometown and opened up an action figure store.

Can’t wait to turn 25 so that my car insurance premium drops. PGP.