I took today off of work to relax and catch up on sleep. I forgot to turn my alarm off

Feeling a little depressed when you see a banner ad on postgradproblems.com for a back to school sale.

“running errands” during your lunch break just to get away from this place

Already starting to talk about New Years plans.

A: This coffee tastes like shitB: Don’t you drink it daily though?A: Yeah, its free

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

A guy named Michael Hunt just started in my company today. I’m probably going to get fired. PGP.

I will not check my work email before my vacation is over. I will not check my work email before my vacation is over. I will not…shit!

Trying to motivate subordinates with the Cobra Kai “defeat does not exist in my dojo” chant.

I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP