Leaving your debit card at the bar. PGP.

The only NFL games I can afford are in the preseason. PGP.

Best friend’s wedding this weekend is (supposed to be) completely dry.

My work spouse is starting to send me good morning texts. PGP

Everyone’s first question when getting an invite to the wedding “Open bar?” PGP

Constantly forwarding emails I sent to my boss to him again because he’s “pretty sure” he wasn’t copied on it. PGP.

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk

We don’t have Internet today. Now I have to interact with my co workers.

My boss warned me that too much coffee could give me a heart attack. PGP

Half-joking about wiring all my clients’ funds to my own account