8:30am power shit. PGP.

Deciding to postpone your shopping trip upon recognizing a former high school classmate’s car in the parking lot. PGP.

“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

Sunday night cold sweats.

Work wife tells me when its her time of the month.

The daily morning battle of when I see if I can hold out my poop long enough to make to work so I can be paid to take one.PGP.

Everybody’s working on the weekend.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

Needing an older coworker show me how to use the fax machine. PGP

My Mom hasn’t done my laundry since I was in 7th grade.