No one has emailed me since noon. Am I dead?

Older coworker just asked if I knew were he could score weed. PGP

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

Washing down melatonin with whiskey

Passed out after work and missed the entire GOP debate. PGP.

When I don’t wear make-up to work, “Someone looks tired today!” PGP.

Trump is really surging in the office polls around here. PGP

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”

I just realized that my job makes me go through the 5 stages of grief…every single day. PGP