Reading the Chipotle bag in hopes of feeling inspired during lunch. PGP.

I feel like a western gunslinger whenever I alt-tab as my boss walks by. PGP

The interns were my ghost writers.. PGP

If anyone actually saw how I eat alone in my cubicle, they would be disgusted. #PGP.

Counting “typing” as physical exercise and recording it in MyFitnessPal. PGP.

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

I’m basically the Jim Halpert of the office, and I just got yelled at for it.

When married guys come into the office happier than usual I just assume they got laid last night. PGP.

And just like that, all the hot interns are back at school

I can’t get internet on my phone in any of the office’s bathrooms. PGP.