When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

“What would you say yah do here?” PGP

Stressed because I’m losing hair, losing hair because I’m stressed. PGP.

Layoff rumors are spreading and I might be the only one excited about it.

No one takes me seriously. PGP.

A couple beers at work has now turned into me being drunk in a meeting with my boss. Wonder how this is going to play out. PGP

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

Got a promotion today. Didn’t get a raise. PGP

Grotesquely over exaggerating your job title to the waitress at The United Airlines Club when she asks what you do for a living. PGP

“And don’t worry, the survey is completely anonymous, so feel free to be honest”