Endorsing skills on LinkedIn. PGP.

Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

Your inspirational LinkedIn quote is stupid. PGP.

It’s amazing how much more work I can get done in the morning when I don’t show up hungover. PGP

Buying things from Father’s Day sales for my dad, and myself. PGP

Getting a cat confirmed I’m a terrible parent.

Not trusting anyone that washes their dishes with the communal sponge in the break room. PGP.

Purposely ate a lunch that would make me just sick enough to leave work but not sick enough to not enjoy not working. PGP.

You know you’ve been on your phone too long when your monitor goes to sleep. PGP

I’m not at the parade today. PGP