Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

Damn I should have been a teacher.

The only reason my digestive health is regular is because of the morning coffee

Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.

Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

Being peer pressured to take performance enhancing drugs by co-workers and management. I’m an accountant. PGP.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.