Just realized I’m past the “all my friends are getting married” stage and have slid head first into the “all my friends are having babies” stage. PGP.
I leave my laptop at my desk during the week so my boss will always think I am there
You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.
“Email it to me and i’ll take a look.” PGP
Corporate just lowered our mileage reimbursement. PGP.
Watching your first day optimism and energy turn into cynicism and indifference. PGP
Stopped at two Dunkin’ Donuts for free donuts. PGPM.
“We should do a deep dive into the data.” PGP.
Thinking about the wrong SEC in news headlines. PGP.
Applying for an apartment because the leasing agent is hot. PGP