The 48 hour grace period you get before your “alma mater” calls looking for donations…. PGP

My production doubles when I work from home

The day-after-graduation depression leading to a trip to home depot to find an adult hobby because binge-drinking is now frowned upon. PGP

Fat, but not happy.

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

I can relate to only 15% of the pop culture references my boss makes. PGP.

You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP

I don’t piss excellence in the morning. I piss dark roast. PGP

“Who do I need to notify that the office toilet won’t flush?” PGP

Knowing your the first in line of “non-essentials” to go when things turn bad.